It’s the most wonderful time of the year
With the kids all-a-yelling
And everyone telling you “Buy another beer”
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
It’s the snap-snappiest season of all
With those holiday greetings and fraught, last minute meetings
that make your skin crawl,
It’s the snap-snappiest season of all
There’ll be parties for hosting
Where friends will be boasting
of their latest gear
There’ll be scary split stories
and a taste of past glories
Of Ex-es long long ago
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
There’ll be much mistletoeing
And smooching and pawing
With colleagues that you mostly ignore
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
With the shops all a-heaving
And pushing and shoving
As old ladies that steer
Those shopping trollies into your rear
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
Credit cards are a-jumping
As wallets are bumping
To buy more good cheer
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
Yes, it’s the most wonderful time of the yearrrrr………
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